A classic for attention seekers everyehere, the big wig, whether multicolored or an almost natural-looking fro, is an easy way to both get attention and provoke incidental physical contact:  Is this your real hair?  Can I feel it?.

The more ridiculous varieties are also a good seg-way into a few jokes, so you’ll not only get noticed, but have something to talk to when she comes over.

Submitted by Tim R.

Wearable LED Screens.

A particularly effective form of peacocking: the targets will love it, an will come up to you to start talking to you.

And no, I don’t get anything from this company for saying it; I’ve been testing this with home-made screens (well, taking battery-powered store-bought ones and wearing it on a chain around our neck) for a decade now.

Submitted by Neil