“You have beautiful eyes.  Especially the left one.”

Submitted by Diego R.

“Those colors almost match”

Submitted by Marcus G.

“Don’t worry.  It doesn’t matter if you didn’t get it.  Philosophy isn’t for everyone”

Submitted by Diego R.

“You just spat on me”

Submitted by Jake S.

“You blink a lot”

Submitted by Neil

“You’re so Clumsy”

Submitted by Neil

“You seemed like the jealous type.”

Submitted by Mark F.

“I think you have something between your teeth…”

Submitted by Mark F.

“Your hair looks very shiny.  Is that a wig?”

Submitted by Billy D.

“My grandmother has one just like it”

Submitted by Neil